JASON MEWES - an unauthorized tribute (July 1999 Archive)

First of all, I would like to greet a very happy birthday to my British friend in Indonesia...

Next of all, Jay's Dogma shirt, "Forked Tongue" is now available online via the Secret Stash. Click on the shirt if you wanna buy it.

Today we have an old fan-made piece of art featuring Jay and Silent Bob. I consider this one of the legendary JSB pics, even if it is fan-made, along with the Dogma pic and the "Wonderful Toys" pic from Mallrats. Of course, that doesn't change the fact that Clerks was still their best movie...although I feel Dogma's gonna be outdoing it...

You can now win Jay's Mallrats Shirt from NewsAskew! Click on the "shirt" for details!

Two reasons why I haven't updated lately: My modem messed up and I was unable to connect to the net for a while. And Jason Mewes news is really slow to the point where it's NONEXISTENT...in fact today, the only update is to tell you that and to post whatever Mewes pics I have left...I can't believe I don't have that much Mewes pics! I probably won't be able to update for a week or so again, unless I happen to get news on Jay!

These are mostly found in the ViewAskew site. In fact, all of these pics except for the last two are found on the ViewAskew site. I forgot where I got that last one from. So, here they are. First, a closeup of the Sonic Boom in a jet. Kev thinks it's scary...Yeah, so do I...

Here's a pic of Jason Lee with Jason Mewes at some function....I wonder what they call each other...

At that same function, they had to talk...Here's Jay taking the mic (handled with utter coolness) and Ethan Suplee looks HUGE.

And, here's a normal pic of Jay and Kev. (Hey, congratulations to Kev and Jen on their first baby Harley Quinn!)

Now, you ask, is Jay my favorite actor? Yes and no. Yes, in that I will watch any film he stars in, just like I will watch any film Kevin Smith is involved in. But no, I don't think he's the greatest actor of our time or the greatest who ever lived...I personally think that's Ben Affleck. Wizard Magazine issue 96 named Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash as one of the top 20 places any comic fan should go to....

Where: 35 Broad Street, Red Bank, NJ 07701
Info: (732) 758-0508, http://www.viewaskew.com/jsbstash
Cost: Free, but buy something you cheap-o!
Hours: Mon.-Wed. & Sat. 11 am-6 pm; Thurs. & Fri., 11 am-7 pm, Sun. 12 pm-5 pm
Restrictions: No narcs (awww)
The Deal: It's the ultimate comic store. Screenwriter Kevin Smith owns the joint (bad pun -J.) and he's pulled out all the stops. Actual props from Smith's movies such as "Clerks" and "Dogma" line the walls, and original art from the likes of Mike Allred and Joe Quesada is on display. Special bonus: Smith is a former register jockey and bothe he and Jason Mewes ("Jay" from the movies) swing by to work at the store from time to time! And many of the scenes from Smith's "Chasing Amy" were filmed on Broad Street, the new location of the Stash.

Did you know: The store's grand opening was invite-only. A rabid fan from England tried to score a ticket by bribing the staff with a case of champagne, free lunch at a local restaurant and daily flower deliveries. No dice.

I am in no way related to Jason Mewes. This is an unauthorized tribute. And I don't even know him. Now, unless you for some reason find reading disclaimers sexually arousing, please go ahead to reading something more important. Like the rest of the page. NOW KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!