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I AM NOT JASON MEWES!!!!!
December 18, 1999
Okay, I watched Dogma a few days ago, and it was fucking AWESOME! There were so many fucking classic quotes in there. If sounds weren't illegal to make, since, after all, any copy from here in the Philippines is pirated, I'd make 'em.
Among the best quotes:
1) "He who speaks-and
he will, at great lengths, whether you want him to or not..." -Metatron
on Jay
2) "Snootch to the Mother Fucking Noonch!!!!"
3) "Beautiful naked big-tittied women don't just fall out of the sky you
know!"
4) "We've got about 5 minutes left to live, the whole world's gonna end,
and you said you'd fuck me."
5) "So that would make Bethany...part black?"
6) "Go back to your paper routes you Mighty Duck fucks!!!"
7) "I'll scream rape."
8) "Hey! Big Bird! Ready for the counting game? Count the shells, suck
a duck!!!"
9) "Get off of me, I wanna see what's going on! What the fuck is this shit?
Who the fuck are you, lady? Why the fuck did you hug my head? (Quite a mouth
on him, isn't there?) What is this shit, `The Piano?' Why ain't this broad talking?
(I believe the answers you seek lie within my companion's eyes) What the fuck
does that mean? Has everyone gone fucking nuts? What the fuck happened to that
guy's head???"
10) "Lesson to be learned - all are accountable. Even God." -Bartelby
That's it so far....Wish I could make sounds, but oh well...It was a great movie. To me, it ties with Clerks for the best Kevin Smith movie. It's like Clerks shows what you can do with a dream, and Dogma shows you how far you can go with it.
November 12, 1999
Okay, for you people living in the States, Dogma is either already out or is coming out really soon. All I can say is LUCKY YOU. Your first chance to see the Sonic Boom in all of his superhero glory.
October 20, 1999
Once again...nothing to report...this sucks.... so I'm just gonna say this again....
I AM NOT JASON MEWES!!!! My name is Jay, but I am not MEWES!!!! I DON'T KNOW HIM!!! READ THE FUCKING FINE PRUINTT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!!! AND JUST TO MAKE IT EVEN CLEARER, IT'S RIGHT UP THERE ON THE HEADER!!!! I AM NOT MEWES!!!!!
Click here for earlier stuff from September 1999
I am in no way related to
Jason Mewes. This is an unauthorized tribute. And I
don't even know him. Now, unless you for some reason find
reading disclaimers sexually arousing, please go ahead to reading
something more important. Like the rest of the page. NOW
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
